Posted by originalslugboy at 12:53 AM on
Sunday, September 30, 2007
My co-blogger ("Jer", you might not recognize the name because I totally dominate him, number-of-postswise) appears to be underexcited about the extraplanar cosmology of the upcoming D&D 4th edition.
Going with the theory that more is better, how about we just add a few more planes?
The Plainscape: a boring reflection of the natural world.
The Kisscape: Dark, hellish and totally rockin'.
The Ke'istone: Eerily silent except for the ever-present song of the demonic Calyopee, adventurers traveling to this realm my find themselves pastry-faced and depantsified following an extended chase involving the local militia, an out-of-control rations cart, and , say, a living statue in a porkpie hat.
Modokspace: A short, squat, and big-faced reflection of the natural world.
Officescape: Yeah, we're gonna need you to put covers on those character sheets, ok?
Teh Sy'b'rplanes: Fashioned much like a highly complex series of tubes, most adventurers to these worlds find themselves trapped at the unmagnificent Theater of Yutoob for seemingly weeks on end, unable to summon any sort of will for mounting an escape other than to make inane, irrelevant and offensive comments about the actors on stage. Exists astrally opposite Teh Meatscape.
The Azfinctersezwat: Shyeah, right!
And, others. Hey! Maybe someone could think of some funny ones.
Going with the theory that more is better, how about we just add a few more planes?
The Plainscape: a boring reflection of the natural world.
The Kisscape: Dark, hellish and totally rockin'.
The Ke'istone: Eerily silent except for the ever-present song of the demonic Calyopee, adventurers traveling to this realm my find themselves pastry-faced and depantsified following an extended chase involving the local militia, an out-of-control rations cart, and , say, a living statue in a porkpie hat.
Modokspace: A short, squat, and big-faced reflection of the natural world.
Officescape: Yeah, we're gonna need you to put covers on those character sheets, ok?
Teh Sy'b'rplanes: Fashioned much like a highly complex series of tubes, most adventurers to these worlds find themselves trapped at the unmagnificent Theater of Yutoob for seemingly weeks on end, unable to summon any sort of will for mounting an escape other than to make inane, irrelevant and offensive comments about the actors on stage. Exists astrally opposite Teh Meatscape.
The Azfinctersezwat: Shyeah, right!
And, others. Hey! Maybe someone could think of some funny ones.
Labels: 4e, dungeons and dragons, I am totally blogging, rpg
1 Comments:
Huh. I appear to have a co-blogger here all of a sudden. Funny, I thought we locked the door when we left ...
Ahem - I think anyone traveling to Modokspace would need to make an immediate Fortitude save or be turned into a giant head with arms and legs. And they'd have to come up with their own -DOK acronym for their name.
You know I'm a bit surprised that there's not a MODOK name generator out there on the tubes already...
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